Growing Groaners (Back to School Garden Jokes)
Today is the first day of school here in Minnesota. So in honor of all those kids (like mine) dragging themselves unhappily to school today, I thought I’d share a few of our favorite gardening jokes. Maybe they’ll put a smile on your kids’ faces, too!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
What flower can be found on every person’s face?
What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable?
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
What does the Jolly Green Giant wear to a fancy event?
A three-peas suit
If you rap about vegetables, does that make you a beet boxer?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Turnip the volume, this is my favorite song!
What were King Tut’s favorite flowers?
What do you call a vegetable that’s been lifting weights?
A muscle sprout
I hope these jokes made you chuckle. When I showed them to my husband, no pun in ten did. <groan>