Today is the first day of school here in Minnesota. So in honor of all those kids (like mine) dragging themselves unhappily to school today, I thought I’d share a few of our favorite gardening jokes. Maybe they’ll put a smile on your kids’ faces, too!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

 

What flower can be found on every person’s face?

Tulips

 

What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable?

Bok-bok-bok choy

 

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global worming

 

What does the Jolly Green Giant wear to a fancy event?

A three-peas suit

 

If you rap about vegetables, does that make you a beet boxer?

 

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Turnip

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, this is my favorite song!

 

What were King Tut’s favorite flowers?

Chrysanthemummies

 

What do you call a vegetable that’s been lifting weights?

A muscle sprout

 

I hope these jokes made you chuckle. When I showed them to my husband, no pun in ten did. <groan>