Today is the first day of school here in Minnesota. So in honor of all those kids (like mine) dragging themselves unhappily to school today, I thought I’d share a few of our favorite gardening jokes. Maybe they’ll put a smile on your kids’ faces, too!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi


What flower can be found on every person’s face?



What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable?

Bok-bok-bok choy


What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global worming


What does the Jolly Green Giant wear to a fancy event?

A three-peas suit


If you rap about vegetables, does that make you a beet boxer?


What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot


Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, this is my favorite song!


What were King Tut’s favorite flowers?



What do you call a vegetable that’s been lifting weights?

A muscle sprout


I hope these jokes made you chuckle. When I showed them to my husband, no pun in ten did. <groan>